i was thinking about that expression killing two birds with one stone today and like excuse me but can everyone stop saying it it’s HORRIBLE because who could KILL A BIRD they are the most nice and innocent and pretty things all they do is fly around and shit on cars they’re BEAUTIFUL and also HOW would you be killing the birds because i don’t think it’s even POSSIBLE to kill a bird by throwing a rock at it let alone two unless they are fragile because of pre-existing medical conditions so really i think the best way to kill two birds with one stone is to crush them and in that case why stop at two because you could get a really big stone and just drop it on them and kill as many as you wanted to if you got a REALLY big stone but WHO WOULD CRUSH BIRDS WITH STONES THAT’S HORRIBLE

i was thinking about that expression killing two birds with one stone today and like excuse me but can everyone stop saying it it’s HORRIBLE because who could KILL A BIRD they are the most nice and innocent and pretty things all they do is fly around and shit on cars they’re BEAUTIFUL and also HOW would you be killing the birds because i don’t think it’s even POSSIBLE to kill a bird by throwing a rock at it let alone two unless they are fragile because of pre-existing medical conditions so really i think the best way to kill two birds with one stone is to crush them and in that case why stop at two because you could get a really big stone and just drop it on them and kill as many as you wanted to if you got a REALLY big stone but WHO WOULD CRUSH BIRDS WITH STONES THAT’S HORRIBLE

it’s amazing how much of the most beautiful thing in my life he is and i am so afraid to loose him ): :c six years in a week woh! I WANT HIM TO BE MY BABYBOY FOREVER

it’s amazing how much of the most beautiful thing in my life he is

and i am so afraid to loose him ): :c six years in a week woh!

I WANT HIM TO BE MY BABYBOY FOREVER

fat-birds:

Baby Hummingbird in My Hand

He got lost, but his mommy came back!

mother of GOD he is adorable

i could be his mommy instead <: >: <: >:

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(Source: fat-birds, via rymdkakor)

a.w.e. c:

(Source: hungrychirpers, via astronautfinkle)

AWW have to make a santa hat for my baby birdiebirdie &lt;3 he would never let me put it on him  but awh this is just adorable looks like he is smiling c&#8217;:

AWW have to make a santa hat for my baby birdiebirdie <3

he would never let me put it on him 

but

awh this is just adorable looks like he is smiling c’:

(via santa-claus-is-coming-to-town)

doesn&#8217;t this pic make you smile, the bird look so happiiii  cozyyyyy c&#8217;:

doesn’t this pic make you smile, the bird look so happiiii 

cozyyyyy c’:

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY